Ye Olde London
I started writing this as a comment but began going into far too much detail about things so decided to create a new post...
I'm in London at the moment and am staying with my wonderful friend Henry whom I met in Berlin (a native Brit, though). When he moved back here he took his computer with him so I'm having to adjust to the German keyboard all over again. Damn it!
I'm liking London a lot more than I thought I would. I'm staying in the East End, only a couple of streets away from Brick Lane (I haven' visited it yet though!) and not too far away from the street called Little Britain! Ha!
I arrived yesterday on a RyanAir flight (my first ever!) and spent the afternoon following Henry around the Westend, including Soho. If I were a zillionaire I would like to have had a drink at every funky little bar/cafe/restaurant we passed (that's a lot of drinks and a lot of pounds!). We bought a four pack of no-name beer from Sainsbury's and drank that instead. So many people, so many pasties. Yes, pasties. I had spent the afternoon telling Henry how I've been craving pasties for the last two years and haven't been able to have one and must indulge in London, when we turn a corner and find not only a pasty store but a pasty festival! They knew I was coming. They. Knew. I. Was. Coming. I had a pasty. A big one. It was gooood.
Weird and disturbing fact about London: they speak English here. I hear they speak it all over the UK. I'm still getting used to being able to understand people on the street, on the TV (which I've already been watching too much of - British Big Brother, Spaced, Top of the Pops - OMG the last Top of the Pops ever was screened tonight! It's been axed even though it still has a massive following. Nice one iTunes, MTV, etc...). Let's not forget that it's been over two years since I've been in an English speaking country! Not since I left Melbourne! It's actually a little disorienting. I keep speaking to people on the street in foreign languages (nein danke, gracias, s'il vous plait,,,) and then feeling terribly silly about it afterwards. I can read signs on the street and in the tube! Understand voiceover announcements! These latter two I seem to be finding particularly hilarious and when I hear an announcement or see a sign on the tube I start laughing at how absurd the meaning is and look around expecting others to be laughing at it too, but apparently notifications of which floor to get off at on the elevator or reminders to mind the gap between the train and the platform don't seem to be funny if you've been able to understand them all along. Did you know that last year there was one fatality and over two hundred injuries in London resulting from people not minding the gap? Ha ha! Today I actually followed a couple down the street so that I could continue to listen to their conversation! It's crazy, really, being able to understand everything with absolute certainty, with no guesswork required. I think it may be driving me a bit nutty.
I seem to have diverged a little bit. Today is Sunday so I went to three markets: Spittalfields (just down the street from where I'm staying), Portebello and Camden. It was a good day. I also walked through Hyde Park which was devastatingly disappointing, but when I made it to the Speakers' Corner (in the north eastern tip of the park?) there were several people 'speaking' (ranting, preaching...) to crowds of people. Most people seemed to be discussing the current Israel/Lebanon issue and I ended up listening to one particularly charismatic speaker for about an hour. Until I went and sat right underneath him, it was difficult to hear him for all of the other people around who were yelling and arguing. People were getting very emotional about the things that were being said. It was interesting (to say the least) to witness.
One thing that bothers me a little about London: no-one seems to smile at each other in the street. Coming from Spain I had become quite accustomed to making eye contact with people and having them grin at me. I've made eye contact with people on the street here in London but when I smile at them they glare back at me! Not so nice.
I've only been here for a day and a half, so still lots to do. I haven't even seen the Thames yet! I plan to do that tomorrow and also splurge a little and go on the London Eye - it costs a ridiculous twenty quid!
Love to you all
XO

9 Comments:
oh indeed! i remember getting to london and i read ALL the ads in the tube carriage - even the small print - BECAUSE I COULD! and that was after 2 months!
oh pasties! i had one yesterday, too! and i don't think i've had one for YEARS! it was from a strange pie/sausage roll/pastie/bread/roll/bourek bakery thing near the tramstop. it was really good. (no, really!) and i had LOTS of fake heinz tomato sauce on it, too. mmm. it's very coincidental that you crave pasties and end up with a festival ON THE SAME DAY that dan and i eat pasties for the first time in ages. i think it's a pastie conspiracy!
oh, brick lane! go there hungry and eat a bit of everything! (when i went there i thought it was filthy with all the rubbish, but that was before i went to italy).
oh, heavens! how i love starting paragraphs with the word "oh"!
oh! and are you going to the tate modern? and are you going to go to the country? and did you eat crepes yet? and my word! i can't wait to be there again, even though i found london city rather disappointing (*sings* st paul's cathedral is big cold and dirty and they ask for 8 pounds just to go in a pray...)
cheerio, and thanks for updating, od bean! remember: mind... the gap!
4:41 AM
"od" bean?
old bean?
odd bean?
O.D. bean?
4:42 AM
@two are silly!
Hi Michelle. Ah, the novelty of english! your story makes me laugh. My cat is going wild, jumping round the room. It has just started to rain. And have you eaten that crepe yet? and i agree with nix, you should go to the tate modern. it is excellent. if you like that sort of modern art thing.
well, take care lovely.
Love,
Esther&TobyPie
xxxx
6:04 AM
Bargin some extras with your curry in Brick lane too and don't get caught on the wrong side of those escalateryies. damn you'll get s
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ed. I'm still not over the english thing and its not just english its AUSTRAYEN too.. Although I'm sure your getting plenty of australian too. Have you seen a chim chimeny sweeper?
Lots of hugs made our of light.
Choobar XO
6:57 AM
Mum
I can imagine how you feel when you hear everybody speaking English and you can understand what they're saying.I thought i will make it to England when you get there but it's too early for me to travel just yet.Enjoy it my dear and hope we'll see you soon. Love you heaps
Mum
xxxxxxx
7:20 AM
Oh michelle!! I can't imagine how you must be feeling after 2 years of no english, i am so looking forward to landing in london and it's only been 3 months on the continent for me...hehehe... i love your mind the gap observations... i thought the same thing too... it's all so bizarre!
anyway love, keep safe, enjoy the english, see you in a week!
much love,
julia xo
10:32 AM
I love you all and love your enthusiastic comments! It gets me all excited and giggly. I'm still very excited about being able to read everything - I keep stopping in the street to read everything which is fine when I'm on my own, but not so cool when other people are walking down the street with me and I stop to read a three paragraph apology/explanation about why so many tube lines have been interrupted recently!
I ate a pasty for breakfast today and one for dinner last night. I'll eat another one at some point tomorrow. I haven't eated a crepe yet because, well, I've never been such a mega fan of them. I'm sorry, I'm sorry - I hear your gasps and see your expressions of horror but they just don't do it for me. I have seen many people in London eating crepes though and every time I do I think of the 'Eat Crepe!' requests I get on here and sometimes think about doing it just so I can come back here and say, 'I Ate Crepe!'. But no friends - I'm afraid this one isn't going to happen. I'm sorry, I'm sorry (I'll have to double my dose of pasties to make up for it).
I've been to the Tate Modern! 'twas great! Even greater because it was free! Free things are great. A man came up to me and Henry in the street today and gave us a Mars Bar each simply because he said he bought them and doesn't want them anymore. They looked a bit worse for wear but we took them anyway (free things are great!). I haven't eaten mine yet. Henry's eaten his and he's not dead yet. Or even convulsing.
I haven't seen a chimney sweeper, damn it! Where do I get me one? I have seen Mary Poppins though, oh yes indeedy. Maybe I should have asked her. I also saw a fantastic T-shirt today saying, 'F**k the gap'. F**king brilliant. I laughed out loud. I laughed with joy and had no-one to share it with and once again I was left there laughing, looking around for someone else to laugh with me and there was no-one else. Well, no-one laughing anyway. There were several people giving me wide berth...
I also saw another brilliant T-shirt today: "I'm the only gay in this town!" F**king brilliant!
I saw a show at Shakespeare's Globe last night - 'Comedy of Errors'. It was great, it was really fantastic. It's so thrilling seeing Shakespeare done properly and even more thrilling to see it done in a venue that replicates so closely the theatre in the Bard's own time (am I sounding like a wanker? I don't care - it was f**king brilliant!). They encourage audience heckling and handle improv so well, they play up the lewd innuendo,.. it was great. I bought a ticket in the standing section like the pleb that I am. 'twas so great.
I went on the London Eye today and did lots of touristy things (visited Big Ben and Westminster Abbey up close, Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street - well, got as close as I could get anway. There were lots of funny helmet-wearing coppers around preventing me from leaving a suspicious looking package on the front doorstep. Damn it)
Did so many wonderful things today and had such a lovely time. Wont explain everything because this is Henry's computer and I think he wants to go to bed now.
Toodles lovelies
XO
1:12 AM
i waaaant a fckthegap t-shirt!!!
how great is that!?
you see, the crepe thing goes like this: i don't LOOOOVE crepes. i like the ones i make (which i call pancakes, but are really crepes), but i've never been such a fan of eating them at cafes/restaurants/creperies, because whn i eat them at home i eat a pile of them, so one or two on a plate for $10 is a rip-off, IMO.
but, OH, the crepes at hampstead! i think it's all just part of the vibe you get, waiting in line with a friend or partner or both or family of aforementioned, gawking at all the other people who are waiting... then trying to eat the enormous innards of an enormous crepe (mushrooms and spinach and cheese and garlic) with a tiny little fork thing, then wandering to a nearby place of interest and... *sigh*
if you are near hampstead again (you should go to hampstead heath for a walk and to look at the swans and maybe have tea and scones at kenwood house), at camden or somewhere, then do it... for us... *hopeful puppy eyes*
but your funtimes are fun for all! and free stuff is most excellent! i think the national gallery is free, too? and it's amazing - all these famous pix in there. some of them worth being famous, even!
have you been out into the country yet? oxford? (it only costs about 20GBP return it you book early enough!) i can't wait to go to oxford. any nice walks in the parks? any SQUIRRELS!!!!!????
12:29 AM
I am in Brighton now, so no crepes at Hampstead Heath, I'm afraid. I planned to go to the National Gallery but didn't get around to it - so many things to do in London! When I planned to go it was early afternoon and I had been walking around all day on an empty tummy and couldn't bear the thought of a big gallery without eating first! By the time I got some food I was too far away from Trafalgar Square (walking around London is like walking around a Monopoly board!).
I'm off to Bath after Brighton, then Cambridge, then Manchester where I'll be staying with long-lost-Ross, then hopefully into the Lake District to do some MEGA WALKS!! So yes, there will be some English countryside to be explored.
Brighton's great, but I will write about it properly in my next post. My timing is fantastic, as it's PRIDE this weekend!! The town is awash with rainbow flags, pretty men and dykes! Joy! The parade is on Saturday. I leave Sunday morning. Will write all about it.
Till then...
1:58 PM
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